LuLu's Land of the FeyAll the news that bores the pants off anyone who cares. Saturday, March 15, 2003So I saw this sign today that made me laugh, just a little. I was driving through Tyler, or as I like to call it, the 7th Ring of Hell, with my little sister. We passed this car wash. Not the fancy type where you pay your money and someone goes off in your car, taking it though the tunnel, and then wiping it down, vacuuming it, etc. This was just the tunnel part, and you did any wiping down and vacuuming yourself. Very self serve.So anyway, we pass this place, and I happen to notice the marquee advertising the name of the place, etc. In big block letters after the name (which escapes me at the moment), the sign read, I'm not quite sure what to make of this. Do women get half price drinks while we wash our cars? Are we more at risk for being hit on by some Tony Manero type (ask your moms, girls--they can tell you who I'm talking about)? It just seems to take the whole ''Hey baby, what's your sign?'' thing to a whole new level. Am I still a Libra in this instance, or am I a Hyundai now? Is my new astrological sign, much more zippy than my former sign, compatible with my husband's more earnest and dependable Ford? Just some food for thought, but I'm wondering about how I'm going to avoid the seemingly obvious next development: Car Wash Flies. ''Sorry guys, but I've already got my O-ring.'' .: posted by amy 11:03 PM |
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